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Go The Bark To Work!
Author: Bark Twain
Narrator: Michael Winslow
Unabridged: 0 hr 4 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Tantor Audio
Published: 06/28/2022
Genre: Humor - Form - Parodies
Synopsis
The pandemic has been with us for what seems like forever. And every day seems like Groundhog Day! You wake up. You eat. You Zoom with colleagues. You send emails. You binge watch television. You feed the dog. You ponder buying bitcoin or dogecoin for your four-legged best friend. And then the next day you do it all over again. This is not the life you or your dog expected. You both need more. Your lab, pug, or poodle was happy when you stopped going to the office. But, frankly, after all these months of having you home, he is over it. What does your dog think? Probably just what laugh-out-loud canine humorist Bark Twain thinks: ● Go the Bark to Work. You've been home for months and you're cramping my style. ● Go the Bark to Work. I need to get with the poodle next door! ● Go the Bark to Work. You need a shave—I'm afraid you have fleas! With this funny opus, Bark Twain joins the pantheon of famous dogs who bring joy to our lives. Move over Snoopy, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Benji, Beethoven, and Lassie; Bark Twain is funnier, snarkier, and more street savvy than you'll ever be. And you just need to . . . Go the Bark to Work! Contains mature themes.
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