Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody, Fanny Merkin
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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody

Author: Fanny Merkin

Narrator: Allyson Ryan

Unabridged: 4 hr 22 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Tantor Audio

Published: 07/10/2012

Genre: Humor - Form - Parodies

Synopsis

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?"Erotica is hard. Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer." ---Paul Bogaards, publicist for E. L. James

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