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A$$hole: How I Got Rich & Happy by Not Giving a Damn About Anyone & How You Can, Too
Author: Martin Kihn
Narrator: Malcolm Hillgartner
Unabridged: 6 hr 10 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Blackstone Audiobooks
Published: 04/08/2008
Genre: Humor - Form - Parodies
Synopsis
Marty Kihn was the nicest guy in the world, until he got fed up with being passed over for promotions at work, tired of being suckered into walking his neighbors dog, and sick of being disrespected by the man who sold him his morning coffee. On the day he turned forty, Kihn set out to transform himself from Mr. Nice Guy into a rulebreaking, powermongering, Fox Newswatching asshole. A$$hole is the story of Kihns ascent from beta male to alpha male to asshole. From acting lessons to fight training, from hiring a life coach to covertly observing his nemesis at work, Kihn discloses the techniques that helped him hone his image as a jerk.
Complete with quizzes, charts, and bulleted lists, A$$hole is for anyone whos ever felt like a chump and secretly longs to release his inner asshole.
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