Author: John Lee
Narrator: John Lee
Unabridged: 2 hr 10 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 01/07/2022
Genre: Humor - Form - Parodies
The only, I mean funniest, actuarial fairy tale book in the world!
Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humour distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations.
Featuring a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, including:
R-punzelThe Princess and the p-valueBeauty and the Beastly ActuaryRumpelSTATSkinGoldilocks and the 3 Bear Market AnalystsHypothesis tests show, at the 1% level, that this book is significantly funnier than being eaten by a wolf,
locked in a tower or poisoned by an apple.
The perfect bedtime reading for actuaries, data analysts, and financial analysts everywhere.*
* Guaranteed to send them to sleep.
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