Actuarial Fairy Tales: Statistically Significant Stories, John Lee
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Actuarial Fairy Tales: Statistically Significant Stories

Author: John Lee

Narrator: John Lee

Unabridged: 2 hr 10 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Findaway Voices

Published: 01/07/2022

Genre: Humor - Form - Parodies

Synopsis

The only, I mean funniest, actuarial fairy tale book in the world!

Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humour distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations.

Featuring a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, including:

R-punzelThe Princess and the p-valueBeauty and the Beastly ActuaryRumpelSTATSkinGoldilocks and the 3 Bear Market Analysts

Hypothesis tests show, at the 1% level, that this book is significantly funnier than being eaten by a wolf,

locked in a tower or poisoned by an apple.

The perfect bedtime reading for actuaries, data analysts, and financial analysts everywhere.*

* Guaranteed to send them to sleep.

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