Author: William Pauley III
Narrator: Connor Brannigan
Unabridged: 2 hr 38 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Author's Republic
Published: 12/15/2022
Genre: Humor
When electricity hangs in the air so thick the moon and stars fizzle and drown in a sea of light, the people living within it, breathing it in, can never be “normal.”From disfigured mutants accidentally murdering god to a man falling madly in love with a blood-thirsty VCR, we promise you’ve never read anything as bizarre as this!In these six tales, Pauley explores the lives of those living in the darkest corners of the world, those living electric:GODDAMN ELECTRIC NIGHTS.Contains the stories:1) Slime Night!2) Killing Teddy (previously published under the names Insection 8 and The Third Floor)3) The Spiders of Honeyville4) Hypnagogia5) $5 Electric Suzie6) Spin Doctors Mixtape
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