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Best. State. Ever. A Florida Man Defends His Homeland, Dave Barry

Best. State. Ever.

by Dave Barry

Rent: $7.49

A brilliantly funny exploration of the Sunshine State from the man who knows it best: Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times-bestselling au...

Unabridged: 4 hr 47 min
Narrator: Dick Hill
Published: 09/06/2016
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He's Just Not That Into You The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys, Greg Behrendt

He's Just Not That Into You

by Greg Behrendt

Rent: $6.96

The Instant New York Times Bestseller He's Just Not That Into You -- based on the popular episode of Sex and the City -- educates otherwise ...

Unabridged: 3 hr 35 min
Narrator: Liz Tuccillo
Published: 11/29/2004
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Leslie Nielsen's The Naked Truth, Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen's The Naked Truth

by Leslie Nielsen

Rent: $4.96

A Simon & Schuster audiobook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every listener.

Abridged: 1 hr 28 min
Narrator: Leslie Nielsen
Published: 07/01/1993
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Toddlers Are A**holes It's Not Your Fault, Bunmi Laditan

Toddlers Are A**holes

by Bunmi Laditan

Rent: $6.99

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and t...

Unabridged: 3 hr 24 min
Narrator: Bahni Turpin
Published: 06/02/2015
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I Heart My Little A-Holes A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting, Karen Alpert

I Heart My Little A-Holes

by Karen Alpert

Rent: $7.99

Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting—I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious...

Unabridged: 3 hr 43 min
Narrator: Karen Alpert
Published: 04/08/2014
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Political Incorrections The Best Opening Monologues from Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, Bill Maher

Political Incorrections

by Bill Maher

Rent: $4.96

The Best Opening Monologues from Politically Incorrect starring Bill MaherFeaturing an introduction by Penn JilletteFor everyone who's had th...

Abridged: 1 hr 20 min
Narrator: Bill Maher
Published: 07/01/2004
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My Inappropriate Life Some Material Not Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults, Heather McDonald

My Inappropriate Life

by Heather McDonald

Rent: $6.48

In her hilarious New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Heather McDonald recounted her adventures as an u...

Unabridged: 5 hr 41 min
Narrator: Heather McDonald
Published: 02/05/2013
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Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You! A Little Book of Big Things Nursing School Forgot to Teach You, BSN Schwartzbach

Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You!

by BSN Schwartzbach

Rent: $7.49

Do no harm. Take no sh*t. Whether you're a new nurse or a veteran member of the clan, the nursing learning curve is a vast one. Part how-to-g...

Unabridged: 3 hr 58 min
Narrator: Sonja Schwartzbach...
Published: 12/25/2018
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up, Heather McDonald

You'll Never Blue Ball in This To...

by Heather McDonald

Rent: $6.48

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predi...

Abridged: 3 hr 13 min
Narrator: Heather McDonald
Published: 10/25/2011
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Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions, Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confes...

by Stephen Colbert

Rent: $5.99

Forgive him, Father, for Stephen Colbert has sinned. He knew it was wrong at the time. But he went ahead and did it anyway. Now he’s be...

Unabridged: 35 min
Narrator: Stephen Colbert
Published: 09/08/2017
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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? A Parody for Adults, Marcy Roznick

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will ...

by Marcy Roznick

Rent: $1.98

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck UpIf you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at ...

Unabridged: 2 min
Narrator: Bobcat Goldthwait
Published: 10/25/2011
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Dr. Katz's Therapy Sessions, Jonathan Katz

Dr. Katz's Therapy Sessions

by Jonathan Katz

Rent: $4.96

From the producers of the runaway Emmy Award-winning Comedy Central animated TV series "Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist" comes DR. KATZ'S TH...

Abridged: 1 hr 17 min
Narrator: Jonathan Katz
Published: 11/01/1996
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A Child's First Book of Trump, Michael Ian Black

A Child's First Book of Trump

by Michael Ian Black

Rent: $1.98

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some s...

Unabridged: 7 min
Narrator: Michael Ian Black
Published: 07/05/2016
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Silent Night and Frank Won't be Calling this Year, Alphie McCourt

Silent Night and Frank Won't be C...

by Alphie McCourt

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Alphie McCourt, the youngest of the McCourt brothers, reminisces on Christmas past-from his childhood in Limerick to the celebrations of fam...

Unabridged: 13 min
Narrator: Alphie McCourt
Published: 11/13/2012
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Saint Patrick, The Banner, The Hat, and the FBI, Alphie McCourt

Saint Patrick, The Banner, The Ha...

by Alphie McCourt

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Just in time for Saint Patrick's Day! Alphie McCourt, author of the convivial memoir A Long Stone's Throw and youngest brother of Frank McCo...

Unabridged: 14 min
Narrator: Alphie McCourt
Published: 03/13/2012
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Don't Get Too Comfortable The Indignities of Coach Class, The Torments of Low Thread Count, The Never- Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Problems, David Rakoff

Don't Get Too Comfortable

by David Rakoff

Rent: $6.08

The Indignities of Coach Class, the Torments of Low Thread Count, the Never-Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Probl...

Unabridged: 6 hr 2 min
Narrator: David Rakoff
Published: 09/20/2005
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The Bro Code, Barney Stinson

The Bro Code

by Barney Stinson

Rent: $6.99

From the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother comes Barney Stinson’s words of wit, wisdom, and awesomeness, The Bro Code—the New Yor...

Unabridged: 1 hr 42 min
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harr...
Published: 10/14/2008
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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland A Book by Patton Oswalt, Patton Oswalt

Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

by Patton Oswalt

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A hilarious memoir from one of the most creative, insightful, and hysterical voices on the entertainment scene today. Best known for his role...

Unabridged: 3 hr 31 min
Narrator: Patton Oswalt
Published: 01/04/2011
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Golf My Own Damn Way A Real Guy's Guide to Chopping Ten Strokes Off Your Score, John Daly

Golf My Own Damn Way

by John Daly

Rent: $5.99

Golf My Own Damn Way is a different golf instructional book, as only John Daly can write. Funny, irreverent, and crude, this book is perfect ...

Unabridged: 2 hr 51 min
Narrator: William Dufris
Published: 11/15/2007
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The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton A Parody, John Moe

The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Cl...

by John Moe

Rent: $6.99

The explosive secret e-mails Hillary Clinton doesn’t want you to read (Or maybe she does…She’s crafty like that.) Rem...

Unabridged: 2 hr 41 min
Narrator: John Moe
Published: 09/22/2015
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100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings How to Get By Without Even Trying, Sarah Cooper

100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Mee...

by Sarah Cooper

Rent: $5.99

You know those subtle tricks your coworkers are all guilty of? The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions? The...

Unabridged: 1 hr 32 min
Narrator: Sarah Cooper
Published: 01/31/2017
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I Am A Pole (And So Can You!), Stephen Colbert

I Am A Pole (And So Can You!)

by Stephen Colbert

Rent: $1.76

"The sad thing is, I like it" - Maurice Sendak"The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for their high school or college graduation.Al...

Unabridged: 8 min
Narrator: Tom Hanks
Published: 05/08/2012
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Happy and Merry Seven Heartwarming Holiday Essays, Lisa Scottoline

Happy and Merry

by Lisa Scottoline

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Just in time for Christmas comes a collection of the very best holiday essays from the bestselling Mother/Daughter writing duo. Whether their...

Unabridged: 28 min
Narrator: Lisa Scottoline
Published: 11/27/2012
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The Geek's Guide to Dating, Eric Smith

The Geek's Guide to Dating

by Eric Smith

Rent: $6.48

Boldly Go Where No Geek Has Gone Before!You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially license...

Unabridged: 5 hr 8 min
Narrator: Nick Podehl
Published: 12/03/2013
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What the Hell Happened to Me? The Truth About Menopause and Beyond, Ellen Goldberg

What the Hell Happened to Me?

by Ellen Goldberg

Rent: $4.48

Ladies, if you "feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking...

Unabridged: 27 min
Narrator: Joette Waters
Published: 01/01/2014
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Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster) Life Lessons from Dave Barry, Dave Barry

Live Right and Find Happiness (Al...

by Dave Barry

Rent: $6.49

An uproariously funny examination of what one generation can teach to anotheror notfrom the Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Timesbestselli...

Unabridged: 3 hr 39 min
Narrator: Dave Barry
Published: 03/03/2015
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Pure Drivel, Steve Martin

Pure Drivel

by Steve Martin

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Steve Martin's talent has always defied definition: an actor who's kept us riveted for over 25 years, a razor-sharp screenwriter, an acclaime...

Abridged: 2 hr 13 min
Narrator: Steve Martin
Published: 10/01/1998
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Spoiled Rotten America, Larry Miller

Spoiled Rotten America

by Larry Miller

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Like Kofi Annan, Larry Miller is one of the most irresistible comic personalities working today. Known for years as an actor, writer, comedi...

Abridged: 3 hr 3 min
Narrator: Larry Miller
Published: 10/03/2006
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Joy of Work, Scott Adams

Joy of Work

by Scott Adams

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“I cried because I did not have an office with a door, until I met a man who had no cubicle.” - Dilbert“After your boss ha...

Abridged: 1 hr 19 min
Narrator: Scott Adams
Published: 11/22/2005
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Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, Scott Adams

Dogbert's Top Secret Management H...

by Scott Adams

Rent: $4.49

Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more expe...

Abridged: 1 hr 22 min
Narrator: Scott Adams
Published: 11/22/2005
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The Last Decent Parking Place in North America, Tom Bodett

The Last Decent Parking Place in ...

by Tom Bodett

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Bodett offers his keen, unforgettable observations of the lives of the peopleof Homer, Alaska, who 'just ended up there, and stayed.'

Abridged: 2 hr 30 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 10/06/2009
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Growing Up, Growing Old and Going Fishing at the End of the Road, Tom Bodett

Growing Up, Growing Old and Going...

by Tom Bodett

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A collection of short stories from The Big Garage on Clear Shot chronicles the offbeat lives of the colorful inhabitants of The End of the Ro...

Abridged: 2 hr 11 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 10/06/2009
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It's Just Like I Told You 25 Years of Comments and Comic Pieces, Tom Bodett

It's Just Like I Told You

by Tom Bodett

Rent: $6.98

The compilation audiobook featuring Tom Bodett's most beloved stories.

Abridged: 5 hr 43 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 12/15/2009
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The End of the Road, Tom Bodett

The End of the Road

by Tom Bodett

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Culled from Bodett's syndicated radio show, these interconnected stories captures the essence of life in America--especially Homer, Alas...

Abridged: 2 hr 25 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 07/05/2000
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The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead, Jill Conner Browne

The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Gu...

by Jill Conner Browne

Rent: $6.08

The Sweet Potato Queens like men. They like them so much that they have devoted an absolutely inordinate amount of time to the pursuit of me...

Abridged: 3 hr 21 min
Narrator: Jill Conner Browne...
Published: 10/05/2004
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Everyone's a Aliebn When Ur a Aliebn Too A Book, Jomny Sun

Everyone's a Aliebn When Ur a Ali...

by Jomny Sun

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everyone’s a aliebn when ur a aliebn too is the story of a lonely alien sent to observe Earth, only to meet all sorts o...

Unabridged: 1 hr 32 min
Narrator: Jomny Sun
Published: 01/30/2018
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Belle Weather, Celia Rivenbark

Belle Weather

by Celia Rivenbark

Rent: $6.49

No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as eas...

Unabridged: 4 hr 49 min
Narrator: Celia Rivenbark
Published: 08/01/2008
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Babyhood, Paul Reiser

Babyhood

by Paul Reiser

Rent: $7.56

I'm going to be totally honest.  This is not the kind of audiobook that can help you.  It's not a "how-to," a &...

Unabridged: 4 hr 15 min
Narrator: Paul Reiser
Published: 07/05/2000
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Skinny Women Are Evil Note of a Big Girl in a Small-Minded World, Mo'Nique

Skinny Women Are Evil

by Mo'Nique

Rent: $6.96

Comedienne Mo'Nique, the bold, classy, sitcom star, Queen of Comedy, and two-time NAACP Image Award winner is at it again. This time she prov...

Abridged: 1 hr 56 min
Narrator: Mo'Nique
Published: 04/01/2003
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Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane, The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Whose Boat Is This Boat?

by The Staff of The Late S...

Rent: $1.98

100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief. Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the ...

Unabridged: 5 min
Narrator: Stephen Colbert
Published: 11/06/2018
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AsapSCIENCE Answers to the World's Weirdest Questions, Most Persistent Rumors, and Unexplained Phenomena, Mitchell Moffit

AsapSCIENCE

by Mitchell Moffit

Rent: $5.99

From the creators of the wildly popular and seriously scientific YouTube channel, AsapSCIENCE, comes entertaining, irreverent, and totally ac...

Unabridged: 1 hr 51 min
Narrator: Michael Moffit
Published: 03/17/2015
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Just a Guy Notes from a Blue Collar Life, Bill Engvall

Just a Guy

by Bill Engvall

Rent: $6.49

Bill Engvall has been making people laugh professionally for more than 20 years, and along with Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron ...

Abridged: 5 hr 43 min
Narrator: Bill Engvall
Published: 05/29/2007
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Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Rob Elliott

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for K...

by Rob Elliott

Rent: $5.98

All kids love animals and all kids love to laugh. This collection of animal-themed jokes from the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes ...

Unabridged: 1 hr 6 min
Narrator: Selah Howard
Published: 12/31/2016
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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey A Parody, Fanny Merkin

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

by Fanny Merkin

Rent: $7.99

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but...

Unabridged: 4 hr 22 min
Narrator: Allyson Ryan
Published: 07/10/2012
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The Playbook Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome., Barney Stinson

The Playbook

by Barney Stinson

Rent: $5.96

Since the dawn of history man has searched for the answer to the most fundamental of questions: "Why am I here . . . not banging chicks?" The...

Unabridged: 1 hr 58 min
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harr...
Published: 10/05/2010
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South Toward Home Adventures and Misadventures in My Native Land, Julia Reed

South Toward Home

by Julia Reed

Rent: $6.49

This program is read by the author.South Toward Home is a wry and humorous audiobook about life and culture in the American South. In thinkin...

Unabridged: 5 hr 20 min
Narrator: Jon Meecham
Published: 07/31/2018
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning, Celia Rivenbark

You Can't Drink All Day If You Do...

by Celia Rivenbark

Rent: $6.49

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so ...

Unabridged: 3 hr 55 min
Narrator: Celia Rivenbark
Published: 09/01/2009
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Bro Code for Parents What to Expect When You're Awesome, Barney Stinson

Bro Code for Parents

by Barney Stinson

Rent: $5.96

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know...

Unabridged: 2 hr 34 min
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harr...
Published: 10/02/2012
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What Would MacGyver Do? True Stories of Improvised Genius in Everyday Life, Brendan Vaughan

What Would MacGyver Do?

by Brendan Vaughan

Rent: $7.99

You're driving on a deserted road when your car dies. Your cell phone isn't getting service. All you have on hand are a gum wrapper and a wir...

Unabridged: 4 hr 50 min
Narrator: Patrick Lawlor
Published: 12/01/2006
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Talk to the Hand The Utter Bloody Rudeness of the World Today, or Six Good Reasons to Stay Home, Lynne Truss

Talk to the Hand

by Lynne Truss

Rent: $8.19

"Talk to the hand, ’cause the face ain’t listening," the saying goes.When did the world stop wanting to hear? When did society be...

Unabridged: 1 hr 56 min
Narrator: Lynne Truss
Published: 11/03/2005
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