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Best. State. Ever. A Florida Man Defends His Homeland, Dave Barry

Best. State. Ever.

by Dave Barry

Rent: $7.49

A brilliantly funny exploration of the Sunshine State from the man who knows it best: Pul...

Unabridged: 4 hr 47 min
Narrator: Dick Hill
Published: 09/06/2016
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A Load of Hooey A Collection of New Short Humor Fiction, Bob Odenkirk

A Load of Hooey

by Bob Odenkirk

Rent: $7.96

Bob Odenkirk is a legend in the comedy-writing world, winning Emmys and acclaim for his w...

Unabridged: 2 hr 27 min
The Bob Odenkirk Memorial Library Series #1
Narrator: various narrators
Published: 10/07/2014
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Toddlers Are A**holes It's Not Your Fault, Bunmi Laditan

Toddlers Are A**holes

by Bunmi Laditan

Rent: $6.99

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except ...

Unabridged: 3 hr 24 min
Narrator: Bahni Turpin
Published: 06/02/2015
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Overstated A Coast-to-Coast Roast of the 50 States, Colin Quinn

Overstated

by Colin Quinn

Rent: $6.49

How can a nation composed of states that range from Utah (“The church of states&rdq...

Unabridged: 4 hr 52 min
Narrator: Colin Quinn
Published: 09/22/2020
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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape, Joe Pera

A Bathroom Book for People Not Po...

by Joe Pera

Rent: $3.49

This program is read by Joe PeraA Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Usin...

Unabridged: 15 min
Narrator: Joe Pera
Published: 11/16/2021
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Do You Mind If I Cancel? (Things That Still Annoy Me), Gary Janetti

Do You Mind If I Cancel?

by Gary Janetti

Rent: $6.49

"Gary Janetti's book is so rolling-on-the-floor funny, so brilliantly observant, and so f...

Unabridged: 3 hr 39 min
Narrator: Gary Janetti
Published: 10/22/2019
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Leslie Nielsen's The Naked Truth, Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen's The Naked Truth

by Leslie Nielsen

Rent: $4.96

A Simon & Schuster audiobook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every listener.

Abridged: 1 hr 28 min
Narrator: Leslie Nielsen
Published: 07/01/1993
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How to Be Successful without Hurting Men's Feelings Non-threatening Leadership Strategies for Women, Sarah Cooper

How to Be Successful without Hurt...

by Sarah Cooper

Rent: $5.49

Chapters include, among others, “9 Non-threatening Leadership Strategies for Women,...

Unabridged: 1 hr 38 min
Narrator: Sarah Cooper
Published: 11/19/2019
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The End of the Road, Tom Bodett

The End of the Road

by Tom Bodett

Rent: $6.98

Culled from Bodett's syndicated radio show, these interconnected stories captures th...

Abridged: 2 hr 25 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 07/05/2000
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Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You! A Little Book of Big Things Nursing School Forgot to Teach You, BSN Schwartzbach

Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You!

by BSN Schwartzbach

Rent: $7.49

Do no harm. Take no sh*t. Whether you're a new nurse or a veteran member of the clan, the...

Unabridged: 3 hr 58 min
Narrator: Sonja Schwartzbach...
Published: 12/25/2018
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The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity, Carlo M. Cipolla

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity...

by Carlo M. Cipolla

Rent: $3.99

"A masterly book" —Nassim Nicholas Taleb, author of The Black Swan "A classic" &mda...

Unabridged: 54 min
Narrator: Nassim Nicholas Ta...
Published: 04/06/2021
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Things I Want to Punch in the Face, Jennifer Worick

Things I Want to Punch in the Fac...

by Jennifer Worick

Rent: $8.46

Jennifer Worick had a bad day. And then a bad week. She channeled her aggravation into cr...

Unabridged: 2 hr 53 min
Narrator: Rebecca Gibel
Published: 10/01/2012
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Start Without Me (I'll Be There in a Minute), Gary Janetti

Start Without Me

by Gary Janetti

Rent: $6.49

This program is read by the author.From New York Times bestselling author, Family Guy wri...

Unabridged: 4 hr
Narrator: Gary Janetti
Published: 04/26/2022
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My Inappropriate Life Some Material Not Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults, Heather McDonald

My Inappropriate Life

by Heather McDonald

Rent: $6.48

In her hilarious New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Agai...

Unabridged: 5 hr 41 min
Narrator: Heather McDonald
Published: 02/05/2013
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100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings How to Get By Without Even Trying, Sarah Cooper

100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Mee...

by Sarah Cooper

Rent: $5.99

You know those subtle tricks your coworkers are all guilty of? The constant nodding, pret...

Unabridged: 1 hr 32 min
Narrator: Sarah Cooper
Published: 01/31/2017
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The Wisdom of the Shire A Short Guide to a Long and Happy Life, Noble Smith

The Wisdom of the Shire

by Noble Smith

Rent: $7.96

In The Wisdom of the Shire, Noble Smith sheds light on the life-changing ideas tucked aw...

Unabridged: 4 hr 47 min
Narrator: Simon Vance
Published: 02/01/2013
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The Last Decent Parking Place in North America, Tom Bodett

The Last Decent Parking Place in ...

by Tom Bodett

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Bodett offers his keen, unforgettable observations of the lives of the peopleof Homer, Al...

Abridged: 2 hr 30 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 10/06/2009
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Growing Up, Growing Old and Going Fishing at the End of the Road, Tom Bodett

Growing Up, Growing Old and Going...

by Tom Bodett

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A collection of short stories from The Big Garage on Clear Shot chronicles the offbeat li...

Abridged: 2 hr 11 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 10/06/2009
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I Heart My Little A-Holes A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting, Karen Alpert

I Heart My Little A-Holes

by Karen Alpert

Rent: $7.99

Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting&...

Unabridged: 3 hr 43 min
Narrator: Karen Alpert
Published: 04/08/2014
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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland A Book by Patton Oswalt, Patton Oswalt

Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

by Patton Oswalt

Rent: $6.96

A hilarious memoir from one of the most creative, insightful, and hysterical voices on th...

Unabridged: 3 hr 31 min
Narrator: Patton Oswalt
Published: 01/04/2011
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Political Incorrections The Best Opening Monologues from Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, Bill Maher

Political Incorrections

by Bill Maher

Rent: $4.96

The Best Opening Monologues from Politically Incorrect starring Bill MaherFeaturing an in...

Abridged: 1 hr 20 min
Narrator: Bill Maher
Published: 12/01/1996
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It's Just Like I Told You 25 Years of Comments and Comic Pieces, Tom Bodett

It's Just Like I Told You

by Tom Bodett

Rent: $6.98

The compilation audiobook featuring Tom Bodett's most beloved stories.

Abridged: 5 hr 43 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 12/15/2009
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Dr. Katz's Therapy Sessions, Jonathan Katz

Dr. Katz's Therapy Sessions

by Jonathan Katz

Rent: $4.96

From the producers of the runaway Emmy Award-winning Comedy Central animated TV series "D...

Abridged: 1 hr 17 min
Narrator: Jonathan Katz
Published: 11/01/1996
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Pure Drivel, Steve Martin

Pure Drivel

by Steve Martin

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Steve Martin's talent has always defied definition: an actor who's kept us riveted for ov...

Abridged: 2 hr 13 min
Narrator: Steve Martin
Published: 10/01/1998
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A Brief History of Oversharing One Ginger's Anthology of Humiliation, Shawn Hitchins

A Brief History of Oversharing

by Shawn Hitchins

Rent: $0.99

Musings from a “one-man flash mob” (Toronto Star)Comedian Shawn Hitchins expl...

Unabridged: 6 hr 15 min
Narrator: Shawn Hitchins
Published: 03/20/2018
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Nobody Cares Essays, Anne T. Donahue

Nobody Cares

by Anne T. Donahue

Rent: $0.99

From the author of the popular newsletter That’s What She Said, Nobody Cares is a f...

Unabridged: 4 hr 37 min
Narrator: Anne T. Donahue
Published: 09/18/2018
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Man Without a Country, Kurt Vonnegut

Man Without a Country

by Kurt Vonnegut

Rent: $6.49

One of the greatest minds in American writing, Kurt Vonnegut has left an indelible impres...

Unabridged: 2 hr 25 min
Narrator: Norman Dietz
Published: 03/07/2008
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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday, James Breakwell

How to Save Your Child from Ostri...

by James Breakwell

Rent: $8.46

The parenting humorist behind the viral Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn and author of On...

Unabridged: 4 hr 39 min
Narrator: James Breakwell
Published: 02/04/2020
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Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane, The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Whose Boat Is This Boat?

by The Staff of The Late S...

Rent: $1.98

100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief. Whose Boat ...

Unabridged: 5 min
Narrator: Stephen Colbert
Published: 11/06/2018
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Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions, Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confes...

by Stephen Colbert

Rent: $5.99

Forgive him, Father, for Stephen Colbert has sinned. He knew it was wrong at the time. Bu...

Unabridged: 35 min
Narrator: Stephen Colbert
Published: 09/08/2017
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The Bro Code, Barney Stinson

The Bro Code

by Barney Stinson

Rent: $6.99

From the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother comes Barney Stinson’s words of wit, wis...

Unabridged: 1 hr 42 min
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harr...
Published: 10/14/2008
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South Toward Home Adventures and Misadventures in My Native Land, Julia Reed

South Toward Home

by Julia Reed

Rent: $6.49

This program is read by the author.South Toward Home is a wry and humorous audiobook abou...

Unabridged: 5 hr 20 min
Narrator: Jon Meecham
Published: 07/31/2018
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The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank, Erma Bombeck

The Grass Is Always Greener Over ...

by Erma Bombeck

Rent: $7.49

Erma Bombeck's humorous insights about family life always tickle readers' funny bones. He...

Unabridged: 4 hr 12 min
Narrator: Barbara Rosenblat
Published: 11/26/2007
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Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster) Life Lessons from Dave Barry, Dave Barry

Live Right and Find Happiness (Al...

by Dave Barry

Rent: $6.49

An uproariously funny examination of what one generation can teach to anotheror notfrom t...

Unabridged: 3 hr 39 min
Narrator: Dave Barry
Published: 03/03/2015
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I Am A Pole (And So Can You!), Stephen Colbert

I Am A Pole (And So Can You!)

by Stephen Colbert

Rent: $1.76

"The sad thing is, I like it" - Maurice Sendak"The perfect gift to give a child or grand...

Unabridged: 8 min
Narrator: Tom Hanks
Published: 05/08/2012
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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? A Parody for Adults, Marcy Roznick

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will ...

by Marcy Roznick

Rent: $1.98

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck UpIf you give a kid a cookie...

Unabridged: 2 min
Narrator: Bobcat Goldthwait
Published: 10/25/2011
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Everyone's a Aliebn When Ur a Aliebn Too A Book, Jomny Sun

Everyone's a Aliebn When Ur a Ali...

by Jomny Sun

Rent: $7.99

everyone’s a aliebn when ur a aliebn too is the story of a lonely alien sent ...

Unabridged: 1 hr 32 min
Narrator: Jomny Sun
Published: 01/30/2018
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I is for Illuminati An A-Z Guide to Our Paranoid Times, Chris Vola

I is for Illuminati

by Chris Vola

Rent: $7.99

An A to Z compendium for our paranoid times that explores the most popular conspiracy the...

Unabridged: 2 hr 24 min
Narrator: P.J. Ochlan
Published: 10/27/2020
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A Child's First Book of Trump, Michael Ian Black

A Child's First Book of Trump

by Michael Ian Black

Rent: $1.98

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestsell...

Unabridged: 7 min
Narrator: Michael Ian Black
Published: 07/05/2016
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Silent Night and Frank Won't be Calling this Year, Alphie McCourt

Silent Night and Frank Won't be C...

by Alphie McCourt

Rent: $2.02

Alphie McCourt, the youngest of the McCourt brothers, reminisces on Christmas past-from ...

Unabridged: 13 min
Narrator: Alphie McCourt
Published: 11/13/2012
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The Rants, Dennis Miller

The Rants

by Dennis Miller

Rent: $6.36

There's good news for those that rage at the  evening news, shake their heads a...

Abridged: 1 hr 15 min
Narrator: Dennis Miller
Published: 07/05/2000
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Saint Patrick, The Banner, The Hat, and the FBI, Alphie McCourt

Saint Patrick, The Banner, The Ha...

by Alphie McCourt

Rent: $2.02

Just in time for Saint Patrick's Day! Alphie McCourt, author of the convivial memoir A L...

Unabridged: 14 min
Narrator: Alphie McCourt
Published: 03/13/2012
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Don't Get Too Comfortable The Indignities of Coach Class, The Torments of Low Thread Count, The Never- Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Problems, David Rakoff

Don't Get Too Comfortable

by David Rakoff

Rent: $6.08

The Indignities of Coach Class, the Torments of Low Thread Count, the Never-Ending Quest ...

Unabridged: 6 hr 2 min
Narrator: David Rakoff
Published: 09/20/2005
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AsapSCIENCE Answers to the World's Weirdest Questions, Most Persistent Rumors, and Unexplained Phenomena, Mitchell Moffit

AsapSCIENCE

by Mitchell Moffit

Rent: $5.99

From the creators of the wildly popular and seriously scientific YouTube channel, AsapSCI...

Unabridged: 1 hr 51 min
Narrator: Michael Moffit
Published: 03/17/2015
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Just a Guy Notes from a Blue Collar Life, Bill Engvall

Just a Guy

by Bill Engvall

Rent: $6.49

Bill Engvall has been making people laugh professionally for more than 20 years, and alon...

Abridged: 5 hr 43 min
Narrator: Bill Engvall
Published: 05/29/2007
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The Playbook Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome., Barney Stinson

The Playbook

by Barney Stinson

Rent: $5.96

Since the dawn of history man has searched for the answer to the most fundamental of ques...

Unabridged: 1 hr 58 min
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harr...
Published: 10/05/2010
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The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton A Parody, John Moe

The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Cl...

by John Moe

Rent: $6.99

The explosive secret e-mails Hillary Clinton doesn’t want you to read (Or maybe she...

Unabridged: 2 hr 41 min
Narrator: John Moe
Published: 09/22/2015
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How to Survive a Robot Uprising Tips on Defending Yourself against the Coming Rebellion, Daniel H. Wilson

How to Survive a Robot Uprising

by Daniel H. Wilson

Rent: $7.56

In this dryly hilarious survival guide, roboticist Daniel H. Wilson teaches worried human...

Unabridged: 3 hr 7 min
Narrator: Stefan Rudnicki
Published: 01/01/2006
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Bingsop's Fables, Stanley Bing

Bingsop's Fables

by Stanley Bing

Rent: $6.99

“Amasterful curmudgeon who causes laugh-out-loud moments.”—USA Today&#...

Unabridged: 2 hr 14 min
Narrator: Gil Schwartz
Published: 04/26/2011
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Happy and Merry Seven Heartwarming Holiday Essays, Lisa Scottoline

Happy and Merry

by Lisa Scottoline

Rent: $1.98

Just in time for Christmas comes a collection of the very best holiday essays from the be...

Unabridged: 28 min
Narrator: Lisa Scottoline
Published: 11/27/2012