First Kisses Suck, Ali Archer
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First Kisses Suck

Author: Ali Archer

Series: Minnie Kim Vampire Girl #1

Narrator: Jessica Duncan

Unabridged: 6 hr 52 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Findaway Voices

Published: 03/31/2021

Genre: Young Adult Fiction - Fantasy - Dark Fantasy

Synopsis

When Minnie said she was dying for the perfect first kiss, she didn’t mean literally.

Minnie Kim blacks out during her first kiss, so she figures it must not have been a very good one. Shouldn’t she remember such a momentous occasion? And to make things worse, she thinks the jerk gave her the flu…but no. It’s vampirism.

Post-kiss Minnie is taken into the Aristos family of vampires to learn all the rules of her new life—and there are a lot—so she can continue to live her old one. That’s right, she’ll be going right back to school just as soon as she can learn to control her bloodlust. But there’s a lot more to it than that—her parents won’t have anything to do with a gangshi, and the kids at school don’t want to become her next victim. Not that Minnie would ever do that. Ew.

But Minnie doesn’t intend to let a little thing like death keep her from living. With the help of her totally hot and completely arrogant mentor Philo, who’s been seventeen since the days of Sparta, she plans to totally rock this vampire girl thing. And maybe, if she’s lucky, she’ll get a do-over on the perfect first kiss.

Vampire Diaries meets To All the Boys I've Loved Before in this funny coming of age series with vampires and other nasties.

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