Author: Drew Carey
Narrator: Drew Carey
Abridged: 2 hr 42 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Published: 10/01/1997
Genre: Humor
We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career, and his hittelevision show, but do we really Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, thebawdy and irreverent DIRTY JOKES AND BEER, find out about all the many sides tothis misunderstood Hollywood star:The Health Conscious Drew: They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys toa longer, healthier life. Oh well...Watch for my next book, "How I Died WhileJogging."Drew the Lover: I read the Forum letters in Penthouse thinking that I couldlearn from them. I remember thinking sometimes when I was having sex, "Lets seenow. How did 'Surprised in Cincinnati' do it?"...If a Playboy Playmate said inher questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buysome tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles andhairy chests, I would cry.And Drew's formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-star...avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don't expect sex on thefirst date, and never pay more than twenty dollars for a lap dance.All this, plus a section that Drew calls "...kind of Drew Carey in the FourthDimension [but] still close enough to the real Drew to scare me."This audiobook contains adult language.
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Thanks Drew for such a fun book -- You are auesome :)