Author: Barney Stinson, Matt Kuhn
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris
Unabridged: 2 hr 34 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Published: 10/02/2012
Genre: Humor - Topic - Family
The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.“Congratulations!” You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid “no.” But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.
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