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Amusing Musings: Hilarious One-Liners and Deep Thoughts for the Offbeat Sense of Humor
Author: J.J. Harlan
Narrator: Kevin McGonagle
Unabridged: 0 hr 34 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 05/26/2020
Genre: Fiction - Humorous
Synopsis
Warning: This book may be a choking hazard if listened to while eating or drinking.
If you’re a fan of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, then you’re going to love Amusing Musings.
Are you ready to enjoy the most hilarious and absurd audiobook of the year? This hysterical compilation of profound thoughts and ridiculous one liners will make you laugh until you cry. Relish delightfully witty quotes such as these:
“I bet a popular joke in the medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a “kick me” sign on his armor with a magnet.”
“I think it would be a good idea if scientists invented a new fruit. It should look like an orange, but, surprise, it tastes like a watermelon. Also, it screams when you peel it.”
“If cats could talk, I bet that when they cleaned themselves they’d never shut up about how good they taste.”
If you are a fan of non-sequitur or absurdist comedy in the style of Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright, or Saturday Night Live’s Jack Handey, then buy this outrageously entertaining audiobook now!
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