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Best. State. Ever. A Florida Man Defends His Homeland, Dave Barry

Best. State. Ever.

by Dave Barry

Rent: $7.49

A brilliantly funny exploration of the Sunshine State from the man who knows it best: Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times-bestselling au...

Unabridged: 4 hr 47 min
Narrator: Dick Hill
Published: 09/06/2016
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up, Heather McDonald

You'll Never Blue Ball in This To...

by Heather McDonald

Rent: $6.48

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predi...

Abridged: 3 hr 13 min
Narrator: Heather McDonald
Published: 10/25/2011
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Don't Get Too Comfortable The Indignities of Coach Class, The Torments of Low Thread Count, The Never- Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Problems, David Rakoff

Don't Get Too Comfortable

by David Rakoff

Rent: $6.08

The Indignities of Coach Class, the Torments of Low Thread Count, the Never-Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Probl...

Unabridged: 6 hr 2 min
Narrator: David Rakoff
Published: 09/20/2005
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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland A Book by Patton Oswalt, Patton Oswalt

Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

by Patton Oswalt

Rent: $6.96

A hilarious memoir from one of the most creative, insightful, and hysterical voices on the entertainment scene today. Best known for his role...

Unabridged: 3 hr 31 min
Narrator: Patton Oswalt
Published: 01/04/2011
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Happy and Merry Seven Heartwarming Holiday Essays, Lisa Scottoline

Happy and Merry

by Lisa Scottoline

Rent: $1.98

Just in time for Christmas comes a collection of the very best holiday essays from the bestselling Mother/Daughter writing duo. Whether their...

Unabridged: 28 min
Narrator: Lisa Scottoline
Published: 11/27/2012
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Spoiled Rotten America, Larry Miller

Spoiled Rotten America

by Larry Miller

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Like Kofi Annan, Larry Miller is one of the most irresistible comic personalities working today. Known for years as an actor, writer, comedi...

Abridged: 3 hr 3 min
Narrator: Larry Miller
Published: 10/03/2006
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The Last Decent Parking Place in North America, Tom Bodett

The Last Decent Parking Place in ...

by Tom Bodett

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Bodett offers his keen, unforgettable observations of the lives of the peopleof Homer, Alaska, who 'just ended up there, and stayed.'

Abridged: 2 hr 30 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 10/06/2009
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Growing Up, Growing Old and Going Fishing at the End of the Road, Tom Bodett

Growing Up, Growing Old and Going...

by Tom Bodett

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A collection of short stories from The Big Garage on Clear Shot chronicles the offbeat lives of the colorful inhabitants of The End of the Ro...

Abridged: 2 hr 11 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 10/06/2009
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It's Just Like I Told You 25 Years of Comments and Comic Pieces, Tom Bodett

It's Just Like I Told You

by Tom Bodett

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The compilation audiobook featuring Tom Bodett's most beloved stories.

Abridged: 5 hr 43 min
Narrator: Tom Bodett
Published: 12/15/2009
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Babyhood, Paul Reiser

Babyhood

by Paul Reiser

Rent: $7.56

I'm going to be totally honest.  This is not the kind of audiobook that can help you.  It's not a "how-to," a &...

Unabridged: 4 hr 15 min
Narrator: Paul Reiser
Published: 07/05/2000
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Just a Guy Notes from a Blue Collar Life, Bill Engvall

Just a Guy

by Bill Engvall

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Bill Engvall has been making people laugh professionally for more than 20 years, and along with Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron ...

Abridged: 5 hr 43 min
Narrator: Bill Engvall
Published: 05/29/2007
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning, Celia Rivenbark

You Can't Drink All Day If You Do...

by Celia Rivenbark

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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so ...

Unabridged: 3 hr 55 min
Narrator: Celia Rivenbark
Published: 09/01/2009
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Talk to the Hand The Utter Bloody Rudeness of the World Today, or Six Good Reasons to Stay Home, Lynne Truss

Talk to the Hand

by Lynne Truss

Rent: $8.19

"Talk to the hand, ’cause the face ain’t listening," the saying goes.When did the world stop wanting to hear? When did society be...

Unabridged: 1 hr 56 min
Narrator: Lynne Truss
Published: 11/03/2005
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My Planet Finding Humor in the Oddest Places, Mary Roach

My Planet

by Mary Roach

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From acclaimed, New York Times bestselling author Mary Roach comes the complete collection of her “My Planet” articles published ...

Unabridged: 4 hr 41 min
Narrator: Angela Dawe
Published: 09/01/2013
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The Red Hat Society's Laugh Lines, Sue Ellen Cooper

The Red Hat Society's Laugh Lines...

by Sue Ellen Cooper

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The follow-up to the #1 New York Times bestseller The Red Hat Society® is a collection of the RHS members' most memorably funny and touch...

Abridged: 3 hr 21 min
Narrator: Sue Ellen Cooper
Published: 04/01/2005
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Ranting Again, Dennis Miller

Ranting Again

by Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller is back, and he is Ranting Again in this hilarious compendium of wit, wisdom, and righteous outrage.  This is good ne...

Abridged: 3 hr 3 min
Narrator: Dennis Miller
Published: 07/05/2000
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I Rant, Therefore I Am, Dennis Miller

I Rant, Therefore I Am

by Dennis Miller

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Once again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as pol...

Abridged: 2 hr 25 min
Narrator: Dennis Miller
Published: 07/05/2000
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The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank, Erma Bombeck

The Grass Is Always Greener Over ...

by Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck's humorous insights about family life always tickle readers' funny bones. Her New York Times best-sellers have sold millions of ...

Unabridged: 4 hr 12 min
Narrator: Barbara Rosenblat
Published: 05/30/2001
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Bubba Talks Of Life, Love, Sex, Whiskey, Politics, Foreigners, Teenagers, Movies, Food, Foot, Dan Jenkins

Bubba Talks

by Dan Jenkins

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One of America's most acclaimed sportswriters, Dan Jenkins has won countless fans with his bawdy sense of humor. Bubba Talks is a series of r...

Unabridged: 1 hr 51 min
Narrator: James Jenner
Published: 06/02/2009
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Someday a Bird Will Poop on You A Life Lesson, Sue Salvi

Someday a Bird Will Poop on You

by Sue Salvi

Rent: $3.58

A little book with a big message...... when life hits us with a splatSomeday a bird will poop on all of us.But that's okay. In a world of ba...

Unabridged: 5 min
Narrator: Khristine Hvam
Published: 10/30/2018
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Do You Mind If I Cancel? (Things That Still Annoy Me), Gary Janetti

Do You Mind If I Cancel?

by Gary Janetti

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"Gary Janetti's book is so rolling-on-the-floor funny, so brilliantly observant, and so full of heart.” — Kevin Kwan, New York Ti...

Unabridged: 3 hr 39 min
Narrator: Gary Janetti
Published: 10/22/2019
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Dave Barry's Money Secrets Like: Why Is There a Giant Eyeball on the Dollar?, Dave Barry

Dave Barry's Money Secrets

by Dave Barry

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Did you ever wish that you really understood money? Well, Dave Barry wishes that he did, too. But that hasn’t stopped him from writing ...

Unabridged: 5 hr 24 min
Narrator: Dick Hill
Published: 01/17/2006
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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, Toby Young

How to Lose Friends and Alienate ...

by Toby Young

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In 1995 high-flying British journalist Toby Young left London for New York to become a contributing editor at Vanity Fair. Other Brits had ta...

Abridged: 5 hr 51 min
Narrator: Toby Young
Published: 06/02/2006
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Real Men Don't Apologize!, Jim Belushi

Real Men Don't Apologize!

by Jim Belushi

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Jim Belushi is a national celebrity who has starred in numerous movies as well as the current hit TV show airing on ABC, According to Jim. Hi...

Abridged: 5 hr 24 min
Narrator: Jim Belushi
Published: 05/09/2006
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Swim against the Current Even a Dead Fish Can Go with the Flow, Jim Hightower

Swim against the Current

by Jim Hightower

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Don’t look around, but the corporate and political powers that be want you to put this book down, right now. It definitely is NOT on th...

Abridged: 5 hr 2 min
Narrator: Jim Hightower
Published: 03/07/2008
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