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He's Just Not That Into You The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys, Greg Behrendt

He's Just Not That Into You

by Greg Behrendt

Rent: $6.96

The Instant New York Times Bestseller He's Just Not That Into You -- based on the popular episode of Sex and the City -- educates otherwise ...

Unabridged: 3 hr 35 min
Narrator: Liz Tuccillo
Published: 11/29/2004
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Toddlers Are A**holes It's Not Your Fault, Bunmi Laditan

Toddlers Are A**holes

by Bunmi Laditan

Rent: $6.99

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and t...

Unabridged: 3 hr 24 min
Narrator: Bahni Turpin
Published: 06/02/2015
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I Heart My Little A-Holes A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting, Karen Alpert

I Heart My Little A-Holes

by Karen Alpert

Rent: $7.99

Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting—I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious...

Unabridged: 3 hr 43 min
Narrator: Karen Alpert
Published: 04/08/2014
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Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You! A Little Book of Big Things Nursing School Forgot to Teach You, BSN Schwartzbach

Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You!

by BSN Schwartzbach

Rent: $7.49

Do no harm. Take no sh*t. Whether you're a new nurse or a veteran member of the clan, the nursing learning curve is a vast one. Part how-to-g...

Unabridged: 3 hr 58 min
Narrator: Sonja Schwartzbach...
Published: 12/25/2018
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My Inappropriate Life Some Material Not Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults, Heather McDonald

My Inappropriate Life

by Heather McDonald

Rent: $6.48

In her hilarious New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Heather McDonald recounted her adventures as an u...

Unabridged: 5 hr 41 min
Narrator: Heather McDonald
Published: 02/05/2013
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A Child's First Book of Trump, Michael Ian Black

A Child's First Book of Trump

by Michael Ian Black

Rent: $1.98

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some s...

Unabridged: 7 min
Narrator: Michael Ian Black
Published: 07/05/2016
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The Bro Code, Barney Stinson

The Bro Code

by Barney Stinson

Rent: $6.99

From the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother comes Barney Stinson’s words of wit, wisdom, and awesomeness, The Bro Code—the New Yor...

Unabridged: 1 hr 42 min
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harr...
Published: 10/14/2008
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The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton A Parody, John Moe

The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Cl...

by John Moe

Rent: $6.99

The explosive secret e-mails Hillary Clinton doesn’t want you to read (Or maybe she does…She’s crafty like that.) Rem...

Unabridged: 2 hr 41 min
Narrator: John Moe
Published: 09/22/2015
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I Am A Pole (And So Can You!), Stephen Colbert

I Am A Pole (And So Can You!)

by Stephen Colbert

Rent: $1.76

"The sad thing is, I like it" - Maurice Sendak"The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for their high school or college graduation.Al...

Unabridged: 8 min
Narrator: Tom Hanks
Published: 05/08/2012
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The Geek's Guide to Dating, Eric Smith

The Geek's Guide to Dating

by Eric Smith

Rent: $6.48

Boldly Go Where No Geek Has Gone Before!You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially license...

Unabridged: 5 hr 8 min
Narrator: Nick Podehl
Published: 12/03/2013
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Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster) Life Lessons from Dave Barry, Dave Barry

Live Right and Find Happiness (Al...

by Dave Barry

Rent: $6.49

An uproariously funny examination of what one generation can teach to anotheror notfrom the Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Timesbestselli...

Unabridged: 3 hr 39 min
Narrator: Dave Barry
Published: 03/03/2015
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Joy of Work, Scott Adams

Joy of Work

by Scott Adams

Rent: $4.49

“I cried because I did not have an office with a door, until I met a man who had no cubicle.” - Dilbert“After your boss ha...

Abridged: 1 hr 19 min
Narrator: Scott Adams
Published: 11/22/2005
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The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead, Jill Conner Browne

The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Gu...

by Jill Conner Browne

Rent: $6.08

The Sweet Potato Queens like men. They like them so much that they have devoted an absolutely inordinate amount of time to the pursuit of me...

Abridged: 3 hr 21 min
Narrator: Jill Conner Browne...
Published: 10/05/2004
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Belle Weather, Celia Rivenbark

Belle Weather

by Celia Rivenbark

Rent: $6.49

No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as eas...

Unabridged: 4 hr 49 min
Narrator: Celia Rivenbark
Published: 08/01/2008
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The Playbook Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome., Barney Stinson

The Playbook

by Barney Stinson

Rent: $5.96

Since the dawn of history man has searched for the answer to the most fundamental of questions: "Why am I here . . . not banging chicks?" The...

Unabridged: 1 hr 58 min
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harr...
Published: 10/05/2010
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South Toward Home Adventures and Misadventures in My Native Land, Julia Reed

South Toward Home

by Julia Reed

Rent: $6.49

This program is read by the author.South Toward Home is a wry and humorous audiobook about life and culture in the American South. In thinkin...

Unabridged: 5 hr 20 min
Narrator: Jon Meecham
Published: 07/31/2018
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Bro Code for Parents What to Expect When You're Awesome, Barney Stinson

Bro Code for Parents

by Barney Stinson

Rent: $5.96

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know...

Unabridged: 2 hr 34 min
Narrator: Neil Patrick Harr...
Published: 10/02/2012
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Trump's America The Complete Loser's Guide, Scott Dikkers

Trump's America

by Scott Dikkers

Rent: $6.48

From comedy writer, public speaker, and founding editor of The Onion Scott Dikkers comes this laugh-out-loud hilarious guide to surviving and...

Unabridged: 2 hr 55 min
Narrator: Scott Dikkers
Published: 05/24/2016
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Couplehood, Paul Reiser


by Paul Reiser

Rent: $8.16

In the tradition of the #1 best-seller SeinLanguage, Bantam Books proudly presents the first book by Paul Reiser, television's sharpest, funn...

Unabridged: 3 hr 3 min
Narrator: Paul Reiser
Published: 07/04/2000
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Rants Redux, Dennis Miller

Rants Redux

by Dennis Miller

Rent: $5.49

Why are Americans so disinterested in politics? Because we can be. Democracy is voluntary. And our lack of interest hasn't happened overnight...

Abridged: 1 hr 6 min
Narrator: Dennis Miller
Published: 07/05/2000
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The Rants, Dennis Miller

The Rants

by Dennis Miller

Rent: $6.36

There's good news for those that rage at the  evening news, shake their heads at Washington's  business-as-usual, or watc...

Abridged: 1 hr 15 min
Narrator: Dennis Miller
Published: 07/05/2000
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The Goomba's Book of Love, Steven R. Schirripa

The Goomba's Book of Love

by Steven R. Schirripa

Rent: $7.88

Move over Miss Lonelyhearts . . . Steven R. Schirripa, author of the runaway bestseller A Goomba’s Guide to Life, is back with more lif...

Abridged: 2 hr 44 min
Narrator: Steven R. Schirrip...
Published: 11/04/2003
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The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide, Jill Conner Browne

The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding ...

by Jill Conner Browne

Rent: $6.08

You are cordially invited to attend...The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one—fl...

Abridged: 3 hr 10 min
Narrator: Jill Conner Browne...
Published: 12/27/2005
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Provence A-Z A Francophile's Essential Handbook, Peter Mayle

Provence A-Z

by Peter Mayle

Rent: $6.99

An indispensable, richly informative, and always entertaining sourcebook on Provence by the writer who has made the region his own.Though org...

Abridged: 3 hr 37 min
Narrator: Peter Mayle
Published: 10/31/2006
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How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying, Carol Leifer

How to Succeed in Business Withou...

by Carol Leifer

Rent: $7.99

For many years, television comedy was an exclusive boys' club—until a brilliant comedian named Carol Leifer came along, blazing a trail...

Unabridged: 3 hr 59 min
Narrator: Carol Leifer
Published: 04/08/2014
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The Book of Murray The Life, Teachings, and Kvetching of the Lost Prophet, David M. Bader

The Book of Murray

by David M. Bader

Rent: $7.98

Meet the Prophet Murray, son of Irving of the Tribe of Levi (Relaxed Fit) and his wife, Francine. Though a poor student and a disappointment ...

Unabridged: 1 hr 50 min
Narrator: Yash Kimmelfarb
Published: 08/24/2010
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The Pet, Paul Solomons

The Pet

by Paul Solomons

Rent: $2.49

The Pet tells the story of elderly pet shop owners, Mr and Mrs Squit and their exploits at the hands of a skunk and a rather silly robber in ...

Unabridged: 18 min
Narrator: Paul Solomons
Published: 01/26/2018
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Trump Rhymes 2-Worse Than We Knew, Richard Ackner

Trump Rhymes 2-Worse Than We Knew...

by Richard Ackner

Rent: $2.99

Approximately one year after Trump was inaugurated and it feels like 10. The horror we felt at Donald J Trump being elected, is like a sunny ...

Unabridged: 29 min
Narrator: Robbyn Ackner
Published: 02/13/2018
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The Old Cart Wrangler's Saga A Fully Blown, Full Length, Fully Baked Comic Monologue, Brian Price

The Old Cart Wrangler's Saga

by Brian Price

Rent: $3.71

We've all seen that lone shopping cart sitting on the edge of a parking lot. Who goes and gets it and brings it home? The cart wrangler, of c...

Unabridged: 1 hr 14 min
Narrator: David Ossman
Published: 10/02/2018
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Aren't the Emperor's New Clothes Grand, Philip M. Fishman

Aren't the Emperor's New Clothes ...

by Philip M. Fishman

Rent: $4.74

A satirical critique comparing President Trump to the Emperor in the tale by Hans Christian Andersen, and pointing out that his words and dee...

Unabridged: 2 hr 42 min
Narrator: Matt Godfrey
Published: 10/10/2018
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New Erotica for Feminists Satirical Fantasies of Love, Lust, and Equal Pay, Caitlin Kunkel

New Erotica for Feminists

by Caitlin Kunkel

Rent: $6.99

Based off of the viral McSweeney's piece "New Erotica for Feminists"He calls me into his office and closes the door . . . to promote me....

Unabridged: 1 hr 19 min
Narrator: Soneela Nankani
Published: 11/13/2018
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The Adventures of Old Mr. Toad (Special Edition), Thornton W, Burgess

The Adventures of Old Mr. Toad (S...

by Thornton W, Burgess

Rent: $5.99

This fun audio book will entertain children. In this book, we follow the adventures of Old Mr. Toad as he joins the Spring Chorus at the Smi...

Unabridged: 51 min
Narrator: Stevie Kite/Jason ...
Published: 07/18/2019
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