Sebastian Schug

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Stop Doing Math A Shitpost, Sebastian Schug

Stop Doing Math

by Sebastian Schug

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What’re you trying to even be, surreal or something? Get with the times.

Unabridged: 2 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 05/28/2020
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Guy Code A Reprint, Sebastian Schug

Guy Code

by Sebastian Schug

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Short of the King James Bible, the “Guy Code” is unanimously agreed upon by men to be the single most important document to ever ...

Unabridged: 14 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 03/30/2020
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Rules to Teach Your Son A Dedication, Sebastian Schug

Rules to Teach Your Son

by Sebastian Schug

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Whether or not you happen to be a parent, there’s still so much to teach, and even more importantly, so much to learn as a result! "Rul...

Unabridged: 4 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 03/30/2020
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A Guide to Exploring Abandoned Churches, Sebastian Schug

A Guide to Exploring Abandoned Ch...

by Sebastian Schug

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I’m sure this goes without saying, but organized religion freaks a bunch of people out in the daytime alone. For reference, however, ex...

Unabridged: 4 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 03/30/2020
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A Belle and Her Bathwater An Analysis, Sebastian Schug

A Belle and Her Bathwater

by Sebastian Schug

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This is the part where I come up with some witty, pseudo-intellectual riff-raff about describing the book, but even I don't know how to class...

Unabridged: 24 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 08/25/2019
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Twitter Thots and Privileged Thoughts, Sebastian Schug

Twitter Thots and Privileged Thou...

by Sebastian Schug

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To understand one another is to understand one’s words and actions.And I’ll be damned if we ever manage to come close to even beg...

Unabridged: 10 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 09/17/2019
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James Holzhauer A Critique, Sebastian Schug

James Holzhauer

by Sebastian Schug

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Gambling is for losers, and you can bet on that. James Holzhauer - A Critique is anything but what you’ve ever expected out of an anti-...

Unabridged: 10 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 07/08/2019
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The Grocery Store A Novel Adaptation, Ben Keiper

The Grocery Store

by Ben Keiper

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A short story about a quaint grocery store, and its annoying customers.Disclaimer: This work of fiction is a novelized adaptation of YouTuber...

Unabridged: 7 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 09/18/2019
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Imagine., Sebastian Schug

Imagine.

by Sebastian Schug

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Imagine wasting under-utilized, artistic time and talent compiling attempted methods and anecdotes in an effort to change the degeneracy of h...

Unabridged: 9 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 10/28/2019
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So You've Decided to Draw Women A Blunt Gloss-Over, Sebastian Schug

So You've Decided to Draw Women

by Sebastian Schug

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Have you ever attempted to draw people? Literally ever? Of course you have; it’s 2019 and virtually every college student both with a s...

Unabridged: 3 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 10/28/2019
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Jimmy Jones, Sebastian Schug

Jimmy Jones

by Sebastian Schug

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Jimmy Jones lives by one major credo: to help others around him.He's charismatic, loving, and has gained a massive following to boot. So big ...

Unabridged: 3 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 08/12/2019
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Dear Ravers,, Sebastian Schug

Dear Ravers,

by Sebastian Schug

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With the evergrowing mass of college students steadily climbing, intoxicated beyond belief and drugged out of their own degrees, it's admitte...

Unabridged: 5 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 08/29/2019
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Prom A Just Desserts Apology, Sebastian Schug

Prom

by Sebastian Schug

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Nobody can escape the past, so I simply won't try to.It's years late, and both of us have grown up. The time for redemption has long since pa...

Unabridged: 30 min
Just Desserts
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 08/29/2019
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Redwood A Just Desserts Story, Sebastian Schug

Redwood

by Sebastian Schug

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2022. Sheridan, Wyoming.The time of negligence and egotistical self-righteousness curses the hands of modern day millennials. Yellow journali...

Unabridged: 23 min
Just Desserts
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 08/12/2019
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Valley A Just Desserts Story, Sebastian Schug

Valley

by Sebastian Schug

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2022. Sheridan, Wyoming.The time of negligence and egotistical self-righteousness curses the hands of modern day millennials. Yellow journali...

Unabridged: 18 min
Just Desserts
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 06/28/2019
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Yandex The Source of the Sauce, Sebastian Schug

Yandex

by Sebastian Schug

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It's late at night. Your parents are asleep. You've just found the most exquisite two-dimensional Japanese .jpg known to man; unfortunately f...

Unabridged: 2 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 10/28/2019
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The Premiere A Short Backstory, Sebastian Schug

The Premiere

by Sebastian Schug

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Humanity finds itself full of questions, seemingly without any leads or the faintest gleam of an answer to what’s being asked. While we...

Unabridged: 3 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 03/31/2020
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BLT: Demon Summoning 101, Sebastian Schug

BLT: Demon Summoning 101

by Sebastian Schug

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The thing about sustenance is that it has to be continuous. Fellas gotta eat. Even those from out of this realm. I suppose the only thing you...

Unabridged: 10 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 03/31/2020
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The Backrooms A Quaint Nightmare, Sebastian Schug

The Backrooms

by Sebastian Schug

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"The Backrooms is a creepypasta inspired by a comment on a picture of an 'unsettling room' on 4chan's /x/ board. The comment inspired an expa...

Unabridged: 1 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 10/23/2019
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Desert Bus The In-Print, Totally Serious, Novelization, Sebastian Schug

Desert Bus

by Sebastian Schug

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The following publication is a fan-made, directly inspired novelization of comedic duo Penn & Teller’s minigame entitled “Desert ...

Unabridged: 2 hr 2 min
Narrator: Sebastian Schug
Published: 03/30/2020