Sebastian Schug

What’re you trying to even be, surreal or something? Get with the times.

Short of the King James Bible, the “Guy Code” is unanimously agreed upon by men to be the single most important document to ever ...

Whether or not you happen to be a parent, there’s still so much to teach, and even more importantly, so much to learn as a result! "Rul...

I’m sure this goes without saying, but organized religion freaks a bunch of people out in the daytime alone. For reference, however, ex...

This is the part where I come up with some witty, pseudo-intellectual riff-raff about describing the book, but even I don't know how to class...

To understand one another is to understand one’s words and actions.And I’ll be damned if we ever manage to come close to even beg...

Gambling is for losers, and you can bet on that. James Holzhauer - A Critique is anything but what you’ve ever expected out of an anti-...

A short story about a quaint grocery store, and its annoying customers.Disclaimer: This work of fiction is a novelized adaptation of YouTuber...

Imagine wasting under-utilized, artistic time and talent compiling attempted methods and anecdotes in an effort to change the degeneracy of h...

Have you ever attempted to draw people? Literally ever? Of course you have; it’s 2019 and virtually every college student both with a s...

Jimmy Jones lives by one major credo: to help others around him.He's charismatic, loving, and has gained a massive following to boot. So big ...

With the evergrowing mass of college students steadily climbing, intoxicated beyond belief and drugged out of their own degrees, it's admitte...

Nobody can escape the past, so I simply won't try to.It's years late, and both of us have grown up. The time for redemption has long since pa...

2022. Sheridan, Wyoming.The time of negligence and egotistical self-righteousness curses the hands of modern day millennials. Yellow journali...

2022. Sheridan, Wyoming.The time of negligence and egotistical self-righteousness curses the hands of modern day millennials. Yellow journali...

It's late at night. Your parents are asleep. You've just found the most exquisite two-dimensional Japanese .jpg known to man; unfortunately f...

Humanity finds itself full of questions, seemingly without any leads or the faintest gleam of an answer to what’s being asked. While we...

The thing about sustenance is that it has to be continuous. Fellas gotta eat. Even those from out of this realm. I suppose the only thing you...

"The Backrooms is a creepypasta inspired by a comment on a picture of an 'unsettling room' on 4chan's /x/ board. The comment inspired an expa...

The following publication is a fan-made, directly inspired novelization of comedic duo Penn & Teller’s minigame entitled “Desert ...