Author: Mr. Crafty
Series: The Unknown Quest #1
Narrator: Steve Relish
Unabridged: 1 hr 18 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 09/20/2020
Genre: Fiction - Fantasy - Humorous
Steve has kept himself quite busy, being the only builder in the world...
It's a fact. No matter how hard he has tried in the past, the villagers never catch on. So resigned to being the only one with his incredible, if he does say so himself, skill, Steve has settled into retirement from being an adventurer and instead turned to building.
After all, he’s defeated the Ender Dragon, explored sunken ships, and even gone on a mad run through the Nether. There can’t be much left to do, can there?
Even if it is a little bit lonely, being the only builder in the world.
Before long, Steve notices strange happenings around the mighty fortress he calls home. Sheep being let from their pen, blocks where they shouldn’t be, chests missing all of their items.
Steve doesn’t remember building that staircase either, but it had to have been him!
Hadn’t it?
When the lord of the big cock came out fucking, the whole region was upset. Here the deeds of this gentleman are narrated, a lord whose mayor entertainment was the deflowering of the most beautiful maidens.
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