Author: Madison Doll
Series: The Book of Ferret #1
Narrator: Mark Clark
Unabridged: 8 hr 47 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 10/14/2023
Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from The Hawkesbury, on the outskirts of Sydney, Australia. He's unemployed and he's a loser.
One day, he discovers that he's got two long-lost brothers and that he's heir to tens of millions of dollars. He also finds out that the pheromone wipes in the vending machine at the local pub really do drive women wild.
During the course of his adventures Ferret uses the pheromone wipes to good advantage.
She has also produced two albums of offensive songs by ‘Ferret and the Pheromones’.
She lives alone in Windsor N.S.W. and has no friends.
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