Author: Rick Gualtieri
Series: The Tome of Bill #2
Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf
Unabridged: 7 hr 30 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 05/06/2013
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN’T ONE OF THEM.
Bill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.
One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill’s head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse.
All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?
Bill’s only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he’s the scariest dead thing of them all.
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Scary Dead Things is book two of the Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.
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