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Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: A Crudely Fractured Fairy Tale
Author: Tyler Shaw, Russell Sanders
Series: Disney Ruined #1
Narrator: JB Burgess
Unabridged: 2 hr 28 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 08/04/2015
Genre: Fiction - Fantasy - Humorous
Synopsis
What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were super mean and gross? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it.
Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This book is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it!
**Note: This story is not for babies. It can be crude and has jokes about butts, poo, and drunk people. It also has some cartoony violence. There is no swearing or sexual activity. If this story had an MPGG rating it would probably be PG, and may be comparable to an episode of the Simpsons.**
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