Author: Paul Western-Pittard
Narrator: Tom Deckman
Unabridged: 4 hr 16 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 01/30/2020
Do you sometimes feel like your life is weird?
Tina Lyons, a beauty contestant is cheated out of first place and forced into rehab, run by a bunch of undercover lizard-aliens hellbent on colonizing the world.
Believing them to be patients just like her, Tina decides to help these incompetent conquerors the only way she knows how… with a beauty pageant! As Tina's Anti-Beauty Pageant becomes a roaring success and Humanity is seduced by the irresistibly sexy lizard invaders, Tina must question what it is to be Human.
And also, whether she's taken one too many Happy Pills.
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