I is for Illuminati: An A-Z Guide to Our Paranoid Times, Chris Vola
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I is for Illuminati: An A-Z Guide to Our Paranoid Times

Author: Chris Vola

Narrator: P.J. Ochlan

Unabridged: 2 hr 24 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Harper Audio

Published: 10/27/2020

Genre: Humor - Form - Parodies

Synopsis

An A to Z compendium for our paranoid times that explores the most popular conspiracy theories, from Area 51 and vaccines to Chemtrails and JFK.

Whether you’re a die-hard net-warrior or a freshly initiated paranormal explorer, I is for Illuminati is a mind-blowing trip through the most fascinating—and enduring—conspiracy theories that live on web and circulate the globe.

With the ubiquity of the internet, conspiracy theories have infiltrated nearly every aspect of society, from politics to business, sports, healthcare, history, geology, meteorology, the military-industrial complex, and of course, outer space. Whether you want to take a deep dive into the world of the Freemasons or are curious about what’s really hidden in the restricted areas of the Great Pyramid, Chris Vola has the answers.

In this fully illustrated, darkly funny guide that plays on the classic ABC primer, he examines the biggest conspiracies of yesterday, today, and tomorrow, including:

A is for AliensB is for Bermuda TriangleC is for ChemtrailsD is for Denver AirportE is for Earth (Flat, Hollow)F is for FluorideG is for GiantsH is for HAARPI is for IlluminatiJ is for J. Edgar HooverK is for KennedyL is for Lizard PeopleM is for Moon LandingN is for Nazi’s in South AmericaO is for OpioidsP is for PyramidsQ is for Quantum EnergyR is for RoswellS is for Smithsonian InstitutionT is for Time TravelU is for United NationsV is for VaccinationsW is for Walt DisneyX is for Planet XY is for YetiZ is for Zeitgeist 

With history (and rhymes!) about twenty-six of the most baffling global conspiracies, illustrated with original full-color drawings created by Keni Thomas and specially designed for the book, this is the ultimate gift for X-files fans, Alexa-muters, and all who want to believe (or already do).

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