Author: Quotes Station
Narrator: Chris Wolff
Abridged: 0 hr 15 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 11/15/2021
Genre: Biography & Autobiography - Entertainment & Performing Arts
HOMER SIMPSON: BOOK OF QUOTES
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ABOUT HOMER SIMPSON
Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional character and one of the main characters of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening while he was waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been called to pitch a series of shorts based on his comic strip Life in Hell but instead decided to create a new set of characters. He named the character after his father, Homer Groening. After appearing for three seasons on The Tracey Ullman Show, the Simpson family got their own series on Fox, which debuted December 17, 1989. The show was later acquired by Disney in 2019.
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QUOTES SAMPLES
“I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”
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“A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator.”
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“Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”
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“Operator! Give me the number for 911!”
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“If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?”
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“Marge, you know it’s rude to talk when my mouth is full.”
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“My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine!”
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