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He's Just Not: Dating Deal Breakers
Author: Kim Samuels
Narrator: Kim Samuels
Unabridged: 2 hr 46 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 10/22/2023
Synopsis
You cannot pinpoint what is wrong with him. Maybe it's just that something is not quite right. The point is, you do not have to understand why "He's Just Not"- just acknowledge it! Comedienne Kim Samuels takes you through some of her crazy, actual encounters and dates. What started out as a naive effort to try to meet a nice guy turns into a hilarious learning opportunity for you. Get ready for insights into dating "deal breakers" and "warning signs" galore. You will finally understand that when you hear alarm bells it does not mean you are crazy. The bells can mean you should stop now and not proceed into the relationship further. There are many times that you should not even get to the point where you realize he's just not that into you. By that time you are pretty much knee-deep in stupid! Stop wasting your time, find out how to save precious time and energy in the wacky world of dating...
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