Author: Sarina Dorie
Series: A Collection of Funny Short Stories #2
Narrator: Glen Nuzzles
Abridged: 3 hr 11 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 06/01/2016
Genre: Fiction - Fantasy - Humorous
Welcome to these paranormal worlds of randy vampires, naughty necromancers and zombies who might eat your brains after they succeed at seducing you.
This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy, weirdest paranormal, and most hilarious horror written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are stories previously published in magazines such as:
Putting the Romance Back into NecromancyFive Tips for Outsmarting Satan—and Your StudentsBite MeA Ghost's Guide to Haunting HumansNight of the Living DeadcrumbsZombie PsychologyIn all, there are seventeen tales to transport you to another world and tickle your funny bone.
Narrated by Glen Nuzzles.
Sarina Dorie is a published author who has sold over a 150 short stories to markets like Analog, Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Daily Science Fiction, and Orson Scott Card’s IGMS. She has won multiple RWA awards for her novels, and has won the Allasso Humor Award and the Penn Cove Literary Award multiple times.
One night in 1995, author Douglas Adams kidnapped an audience and held them hostage for 70 minutes at London's Almeida Theatre. The audience members were subjected to Adams's dramatic solo performances of excerpts and scenes from his wildly funny, w...
When the lord of the big cock came out fucking, the whole region was upset. Here the deeds of this gentleman are narrated, a lord whose mayor entertainment was the deflowering of the most beautiful maidens.
"High Moon"David Ossman, Kevin Swan, Jane Yolen, Richard Fish, Steve Perry, Kara Dalkey. Sound effects by Brian Westley. Music by David Emerson. Cover by Ken Fletcher. Recorded live at Minicon 32, March 1997, Bloomington, MN."Tell Them NAPA Sent You...
There's no such thing as vampires. This is the twentieth century. It's bad enough being tied to a stake and accused of witchcraft. The last thing Fembot Sally needs is the undead trying to prey on her as well.But dark rumours are circulating of an e...
A twisted tale of luck and greed! Greed that makes any god blush. Then again, according to the gods, humans are nothing but their playthings, and what luck gets them is nothing but misery.Edbert Pollock battles to save his bookshop, asking help from...
When life gave Fenrir Goldson a second chance, he asked for a gift receipt.Mr. Goldson is filthy rich. He’s also callous and cruel and hasn’t got a festive bone in his ancient body. Naturally, he’s due for a holiday haunting.When h...
Having successfully dealt with his first zombie, Giovanni is looking forward to the upcoming semester. Then the accidents start, costing Giovanni two jobs, no end of embarrassment, and multiple contusions and abrasions!Is it just bad luck or is...
We’ve all been there: you leave the cinema, you’re buzzing, you were there…in that film with those characters. But what if you see those characters, relive those scenes, not in your head, but in reality?When a mysterious cult horr...
Gentlemen and Pigs could best be described and compared to the hit sitcom television show Seinfeld. It’s a book about nothing. But, of course, we all know that it is the story within the story of another story that ties all the loose...