Ferret and the Pheromones, Madison Doll
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Ferret and the Pheromones

Author: Madison Doll, Mark Clark

Narrator: Madison Doll, Mark Clark

Unabridged: 3 hr 10 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Author's Republic

Published: 08/25/2022

Genre: Humor

Synopsis

This is the rudest book you will ever hear. It is so rude that I had to write it under a pseudonym. It includes many descriptions of explicit comical sexual encounters, lots of explicit language and is full of heavy handed satire. I think you'll find that it has something to offend everyone.It's about a little dole bludging bogun loser from the Hawkesbury in Sydney Australia. As our story begins, he discovers he has two brothers whom he never knew he had, is heir to a multi-million dollar fortune and that the pheromone wipes in the new machine at the Imperial Hotel really do drive women wild.He gathers around him an unlikely retinue of odd characters, goes to Japan, is chased by the Yakuza and becomes part of a punk band called Ferret and the Pheromones.I couldn't find a satisfactory genre to put it in. It certainly isn't erotic. I guess, if I was famous, it would be called Comic Ribaldry, but since I'm not, it is just smut, and . . . well, have a listen.But remember you were warned.It's on KDP as a paperback and on Kindle too.Episodes 2,3 and 4 to follow.CheersMark (Madison)

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