Branched: a comedy with consequences, Erin Mallon
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Branched: a comedy with consequences

Author: Erin Mallon

Narrator: Joe Arden, Lance Greenfield, Carly Robins, Erin Mallon

Unabridged: 1 hr 25 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Findaway Voices

Published: 03/31/2021

Genre: Fiction - Absudrist

Synopsis

Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of “drinking from Mommy’s boobies,” he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human. Mommy says he has to “support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family,” but that’s hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having “the sex” with his new kindergarten teacher and he’s not sure how to tell Mommy. As a five-year-old entrepreneur, Ben prides himself on always staying cool under pressure, but this time... he may just burst.

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