Author: Christopher D. Schmitz
Narrator: Christopher D. Schmitz
Unabridged: 1 hr 52 min
Format: Digital Audiobook
Publisher: Findaway Voices
Published: 11/01/2023
Detective Rick Diego, just wants one thing for the holidays: a functional restroom. Instead, he discovers the true meaning of Christmas… Aliens.
Farnsworth still believes in Santa Claus, and he absolutely insists on sitting on the fat man’s lap to get that sweet sweet candy cane.
But when jolly old Saint Nick does a no show, it’s up to the Division of Nerd Crime to save the day—and hopefully they can do it without peeing their pants… or each others.
Diary of a Madman by Nikolai Gogol Translated by Ethel Voynich Narrated by Denis Daly Many of Gogol's stories feature ineffectual individuals who are overwhelmed by the caprices of fate. In Diary of a Madman, one of his most colourful tale...
Max is determined to change his life around from Loser to Winner. Fat-boy Max has never been out of Australia. In fact, in his twenty-something years Max has never even been out of his home state but he is determined to change this. He wants to be ...
A comical audiobook describing fictional criminals and their crimes.100% laughter.Laugh and enjoy.
Jean Marc Bulot is the Mayor of Crepe, a French village a million miles from nowhere. Where you can’t even get a baguette, let alone a beer. His only real companions: an alcoholic ex-miner, a pedantic village secretary, a 92-year-old retired s...
YA MUM is a rancid collection of short stories, moments and embarrassments from Britain’s cultural underbelly.Whilst hordes of tourists take selfies in front of Tower Bridge and St. Paul’s Cathedral, a used condom is strewn lifelessly on...
Sir Lanka does not want to be born. It just seems like so much stress. Go to school. Get good grades. Find a job. Too much stress. So he decides to stay in the womb. And stays in there for 32 years. Until his mom eventually has enough of him. She ge...
Kate is not in a meaningful relationship, but dreams of being a parent, and pouring all her love into the tiny bundle of happiness that will her love unconditionally in return. Except without any partner on the horizon before her ovaries retire, Kat...
Story about a group of kitchen employees in a 1950s Alabama hotel and how they prepared the salads for the state’s annual businessman’s banquet. Not for the squeamish! Be forewarned:after reading this yarn, you may never again eat a sala...
One obnoxious English teacher. 12 tales of his death.Norton Edwards, English department head, is the reigning despot in Canterbury High. This year, his colleagues have had enough. This year, they're getting rid of Mr. Edwards.In this collection of d...